February 2012
Calling a footballer by their first name like you’re on first name terms with them.
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BILLY CRYSTAL'S IMPRESSION OF NICK NOLTE
oldfilmsflicker:
I’M DYING
pureblood-:
Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
No I’m pretty sure Leonardo Dicaprio is still the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
Watch
Mom, can I-
Mom:
You:
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i'm going to be out all day tomorrow
i could do homework..
or i could watch fullmetal alchemist
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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I hate that "Avatar" became synonymous with the...
camasaurus:
Avatar: Legend of Korra sounds so much better and makes so much more sense than The Last Airbender: Legend of Korra (which is the official title). :/
