December 2011
michele bachmann: i will hate the gays for as long as i breathe
me: hey miche let's see who can hold our breath for the longest
michele bachmann: okay
michele bachmann holds her breath
me: haha miche u just stopped breathing i guess it's time to stop hating the gays!!!!!!!
michele bachmann: i guess ur right well done bradley you have won
black person: I hate white people
everyone: true dat
white person: I hate black people
everyone: RACIST!
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
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“New Year, New Me(:”
– every single status on facebook during the first week of january (via waterisntblue)
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mom: what
me: what
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